Good job SimulScribe! You diss voicemail by coming up with VoicemailSucks.com, and you actually do something about it and come up with a solution:

SimulScribe utilizes cutting edge voice recognition technology to convert your voicemail messages into text. We deliver your transcribed voicemail, along with the original audio, to your mobile phone, PDA, and/or email account. This process streamlines your communication flow, saving you both time and money.

Maybe they can come up with MobileSpamSucks.com, NoUnlimitedSucks.com, and FakeUnlimitedSucks.com.

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