So where's the Manicure set hidden?
Who would've known that the BBC would feature dry British humor? Then again, it is the British Broadcasting Corporation. Check out what the "predictions" are for September and October in 2008:

...3g iPhone goes on sale... customers have to bring a DNA sample to enter on the company database before the phone can be activated. "We're just trying to make sure iPhone users all feel part of the Apple family," a spokesman explains.

...Nokia brings out its latest smartphone, the N99. "...unlike, the new 3g iPhone," a spokesman explains, "it is 4g, making the mobile internet work properly for the first time."

The other months a bit hit-and-miss, to be honest, or I'm just too unsophisticated to pick up the subtle hilarity. Still, can I get a big lol?