I'm usually not this cheesy, but it's Valentine's day. And if you're a guy like me, you've probably put off buying a gift for your loved one until today, when it's too late. So you'd better buy the Valentine's Day edition of Bejeweled (pictured above) and send it to her, or make her feel special through words--not necessarily with yours.

Here's an idea: Google for "love poems" or whatever's applicable, and look for a short (but sweet) profession of your love. Download it, sync it, and send it to that significant other however you please. Here's my "favorite," chosen for its super cheesiness:

I miss you terribly this day of love,

Miss you with a wound that stabs and aches.
I see the love around me, and it takes
So much strength simply just to move.
Soon, soon, my love, this waiting will be done.

You and I will have what we desire.
On days like this we'll sit beside the fire,
Undoing all the pain of days long gone.

Hyuk hyuk!

Of course, if you don't send such a corny thing to even people you hate, you can always try coming up with your own special Valentine's message. Happy Valentine's dear readers!