Filed in archive SMS Joke by Rico Mossesgeld on January 4, 2007

If your friends don't mind receiving risqué texts, here's something you can send them:

"My wish for you is to be continuously reincarnated as an egg. This way, you'll get laid every morning, get eaten every day and get hard in three minutes."

Not to mention that you'll be hard on the outside, soft on the inside, and taste good with salt.

Thanks to philstar.com for the text. And yes, I read the gossip page (que horror!).

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