How many times have we failed to silence our phones, only to elicit glares when it goes off during a class, meeting, or movie?

The Brando "Black Hole" bag promises that irritation of other people in a new way. You see, the bag is lined with a material that ostensibly blocks wireless signals. Now it's a matter of forgetting to place the gadget into this signal-free compartment, rather than activating silent mode.

Brando will apparently ship to anyone who can pay through PayPal.